You would think that after the rebels destroyed the first two death stars, the Empire would stop building these massive space stations.

Title: I Want My Empire Back

Sith Lord: “Look we’re gonna build a new death star. It’ll be great. It’ll keep all the rebels out. You’ll love it. All the other sith lords are losers. Vote for me, X-Wings won’t be a problem. I’ll handle it. It’ll be great.

Text: After the destruction of the third death star, the empire decided to stop holding direct elections.