Title: Apple of Knowledge

Adam: Hey God. Eve is great and everything, but if you’re omnipotent, why did you have to take my rib out to make her?

God: Oh, Jesus Christ. I’m sorry, I wasn’t thinking.

Adam: Wait, what? Who is Jesus Christ?

God: Ummm… Kinda hard to explain. In the most simple terms? I guess you could say I am?

Text: You can’t really blame Adam or Eve for not thinking God was serious about the whole Apple thing.