Title: Died on the Fourth of July

Text: John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were the last surviving founding fathers.

Text: They were bitter political rivals, but by odd circumstance Jefferson became his vice president in 1797.

Jefferson: “Well this is super awkward.”

Adams: “No shit.”

Text: Determined to unseat Adams in the next election, Jefferson began slandering Adams, who would return the favor.

Jefferson: “John adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character”
Adams: “Jefferson is a half-breed indian squaw. Sired by a Virginian mulatto father.”

Text: Jefferson would go onto win the election. Twitter would be outraged by vitriol.

Text: Decades later on July 4th, 1826 Jefferson died. Four hours after Adams would too. Some say this is a remarkable coincidence.

I think not.