The Stars in the Sky

Patient: I just feel so guilty that I can’t change my habits.

Psychiatrist: There’s no reason for guilt. you’re simply a biological machine, bound by Newtonian physics. Just like the stars in the sky. You have no control over anything you do.

Patient: Well now I’m depressed.

Text: Despite being a terrible psychiatrist, Dr. Miller found comfort in believing that he was always going to be a terrible psychiatrist.